A Canadian Lumberman originally from Liverpool walks into a Billiard bar with a Pickaxe in one hand, a Horn in the other, and his Bulldog Prince, at his side. The bartender says, "Mr. Calabash, doesn't look like you've got a Freehand, but so good to see you sir. We have a new special for the rest of the week and I guarantee you'll Lovat. Blowfish!" 

—Olie Sylvester 
Baron, International Oom Paul Society of Non-Typicals 
Send us your pipe jokes, even if their as bad as the one above (or somehow worse.)
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AuthorOlie Sylvester