- A pipe covered in lettuce for three days then buried by a friend for five more in an undisclosed area will be the best smoker ever at the end of the ordeal, or disappear when unearthed. Fiction! While covering in lettuce for three days will afford a better smoke, the buring by a friend part was added by some shady folks who made the "buried" pipe disappear, then magically "appear" in their own collections. Be warned friend.
- The Pipe/Banana Promise: Years ago, the popular promise given for truthfulness in any situation was: Cross my heart with my pipe, eat a banana before it's ripe. Fact! This promise began as a promise between statesmen most often in land agreements and was then passed down to everyday matters of contract.